Just finished another undergraduate degree, destroying my liver, hating men, loving men, shopping as if I have an income, not growing up and assuming responsibility...being close to 30 yet acting 18.
I'm also currently obsessed with Grunge blogs - the teenager in me won't yield. And Yeah, that's the 90s grunge trend, which is itself probs a version of some earlier trend. Trends are being "revisited" and "revived" even before they've finished. As Patsy says in Ab Fab: "Get your clothes back from the dry cleaners and it's a revival!"
Anyhoooooooo, fashion bitch over...whatevs like...
Post-finals, I am now free to do whatever the hell I want with my life. Destroy it any fashion I see fit. But being the eternal teenager, I am unable to achieve this without the guidance of a few role models.
Two Blonde South African Honeys:
Charlize Theron - Beautiful, Elegant, Stylish, Sexy...
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Why wouldn't you want to emulate such a beautiful woman?
But I know my style is a little more flamboyant. I'm a Young Adult after all.
So, here is...
Yo-landi Vi$$er - Extrovert Extraordinaire, Loud, Sexy, Brash, Beautiful, Street-As-Fuck...
She got style coming out of all sorts of places
Baby's On Fire
Miss Vi$$er is one half of Die Antwoord. Click the link if you're feeling fuckin' real.
Flame on, motherfuckers.
Fok Julle Naaiers
Fuck you Wankers
(Pls Feel Free to correct my translation)
Please note, the above pics/gifs/mp4s are all from their most recent album - 2nd Album - TEN$ION. But their 1st - $O$ - is fucking marvelous too.
Rich B***h is some fucking high-end shit.
Right now I'm acting like a Rich B***h - a very spoilt rich teenage brat. Just look at all the goodies people have brought me to say "Well Done! You survived your finals!"
A Fortnum & Masons Hamper filled with Champagne, truffles and yummy smelling things. And not only is it stylish but it's functional - it doubles up as a bicycle basket with the F&M logo emblazoned across the front. The Pashley Princess already loves it!
And of course, a girl needs some beautiful lingerie to cover her beautiful body...
Big Fat Gift Card
But besides fancy gifts, how am I letting the world know I'm young, free, rich and hungover? NAIL PORN of course!
Elegant Shape with Loud Colours.
All sorts of Glitter and shades of Pink - Mavala Miami & Rose Petal, Models Own HedKandi Ibiza Mix & Nars Super Orgasm.
I also felt the need to dip-dye my hair a wonderful shade of Carnation Pink (LaRiche). No photos 'coz my camera sukz...
Yes. So, this is my current life. Dancing dangerously between elegant beauty and hardcore bitch...actually, I don't think they're mutually exclusive. Just don't come up to me in the street 'coz I'll probably bottle you while smiling politely and inquiring about your "whatever" life.
