Some B**ch Broke My Nails!!!!!!!

This means War!  Although, I will have to wait till she gets her A** back into the country...yep, she's a coward and ran away before I had the chance to make her feel my wrath...^_~

Anyways, I'm getting by...managing with two horrifically mangled nails.

Cue the fakes (that's fake nails FYI).

What I Hate about fakes:

They never match your natural shape, no matter how carefully you file them.  There' something about the curvature, the thickness...it's just not as satisfying to paint and then ogle!  They are not true Nail Porn!

What I Love about fakes:

They cover up what some B**ch ruined!

Yeah...and I'm going to ruin her...face!

Let's put the anger aside though and go to the happy nail painting place.  After all the shaping and filing, I had a little bit of fun/polka dot madness (guess which are the fakes).

Take a look:

Black on Gold

I'm slightly Obsessed with Barry M Gold Foil Effects at the moment...it's shiny, it excites!

Fleur-de-Lis + Polka Dots

I'm a fan of alternating my designs - a Fleur-de-Lis here, a Fleur-de-Lis there, with a few polka dots and Gold tips!

Is that Mr. Vengeance I spot in the background?

Nails and Mr. Zacky Vengeance - the perfect combination!

I feel my anger subsiding...and a need to express my love for Mr. V a little more...

Old School A7X - So Young, So Metal...Sporting a bit of Nail Porn

Older, Wiser, Hotter

Nothing like ending a post with pictures of My Boyfriend...^_~...

When Hot Men Happen To Bad Clothes

Can a hot man turn hideous clothes fashionable or do they reduce him to an ugly troll?

Apologies to Mr Zacky Vengeance for the above picture.  I know, darling, you would never wear anything of the lime green variety...and if you did, I would forgive you (probably) because you would look so daper! Swoon...

However, if you are not Zacky Vengeance, I would advise you to exercise extreme caution in your fashion choices.  I say this as last week, my life was ruined by a gorgeous man wearing the most revolting jumper - it was lime green - that left me having nightmares.

I see this beautiful man around the Dept. and he is so hot I could probably cook my breakfast on him.  But last week, I was left not wanting to see him ever again...wanting to claw my own eye balls out.  How...What...Why?  The jumper was totally disgusting but not even his beauty could save it/him.  The colour did not suit his skin tone, hair, eyes, jeans, shoes...it suited f**king nothing!  Such a disappointment!

This sounds as if I think everything on this fashionable world should be done solely to please me...well, why not?  I'm bloody marvelous...but seriously, I think it is a shame when people choose clothes that do not suit them.  Yes, it sounds incredibly superficial - what counts is on the inside - true!  But you would be lying to yourself if you said you have never judged someone on how they looked/what they were wearing - God knows, I get plenty of that from men in the Dept.

So there are two important morals to this story:

1) Not even a gorgeous man can save hideous clothes.

2) You only have one life, don't spend it looking like a disgrace.

Dear Santa, I know I haven't been a good girl this year but...

I want, I want, I want...

Tattoo tights:

Jean-Paul Gaultier S/S 2012

Which leads me to...Heel-less Heels:

As seen above and below in wonderful glory!

Nicholas Kirkwood for Gareth Pugh

Yeah, old skool, circa 2008, I know...but this is such incredible shoe architecture I hope this trend that never disappears...I like to mess with gravity's/my own/everyone's mind...

Jeffrey Campbell 'night walker'

But Santa don't forget...yummy make-up:

Coca-Cola Lip Balm

Nars cosmetics

Go Cinderella, go Cinderella! Orgasm blush, lipstick and concealer.

Nars Orgasm Blush

And never forget...Hot men:

Drake

 

Not only is Drake Delicious but he understands the important things in a woman's life, such as good hair, amazing manicures, killer heels, and flawless make-up (Nars reference@3.30mins of the song above).  Love him...but if I HAD to choose ONLY ONE man that could be delivered to me on Christmas day (wrapped only in a bow)...well, you know who it would be...

...Mr Vengeance

Yum Yum Yum...

Merry Christmas Everybody!  Hope Father Christmas brings all that you wish for!

Some Like It Hard...or is it Hot? How about both?

I've come to the conclusion that I'm a lot better at commenting on the superficial things in life...all that serious science stuff I'll leave to the geeks...No, I will never go over to the geek side!  So, to celebrate my return to all things frivolous I'm going to post pictures/videos of hotness...

Cheryl Cole - fashionable, wet hotness...

Zacky Vengeance - Hottest Man Alive...note to self: Kill His Wife

A7X (Avenged Sevenfold) - Tattooed, metal sex...

R.I.P. The Rev

Nail Porn - need I say more...

Clothes are unnecessary

Hardcore 1

These would match my tattoos

Hardcore 2

Loving the Christmas Tree shaped Nail

And some more Zacky Vengeance - because once is never enough ^_~...

Putting this together was so much more productive than writing an essay and doing other science-related things...Sorry Science!