How could you not love a clothing and accessories brand that designs Dachshund purse clasps...
Miniature Dachshund
And everything comes in my favourite shade of pink...which is every shade of pink...
Now, they say you should match your mani to your dress/playsuit but it's a little more exciting to match it to your accessories. So I created a mani that would nicely compliment my numerous Ted accessories. Pink animal print on lime green covered in a coat of Essie "Matte about you".
Polishes used:
Lime Green - Inglot (#318) Check the whole range out here.
Pink - Mavala in Miami
I used Konad stamping plates for the animal print.
I guess that makes me a typical Young Adult, right?
Just finished another undergraduate degree, destroying my liver, hating men, loving men, shopping as if I have an income, not growing up and assuming responsibility...being close to 30 yet acting 18.
I'm also currently obsessed with Grunge blogs - the teenager in me won't yield. And Yeah, that's the 90s grunge trend, which is itself probs a version of some earlier trend. Trends are being "revisited" and "revived" even before they've finished. As Patsy says in Ab Fab: "Get your clothes back from the dry cleaners and it's a revival!"
Post-finals, I am now free to do whatever the hell I want with my life. Destroy it any fashion I see fit. But being the eternal teenager, I am unable to achieve this without the guidance of a few role models.
Please note, the above pics/gifs/mp4s are all from their most recent album - 2nd Album - TEN$ION. But their 1st - $O$ - is fucking marvelous too.
Rich B***h is some fucking high-end shit.
Right now I'm acting like a Rich B***h - a very spoilt rich teenage brat. Just look at all the goodies people have brought me to say "Well Done! You survived your finals!"
A Fortnum & Masons Hamper filled with Champagne, truffles and yummy smelling things. And not only is it stylish but it's functional - it doubles up as a bicycle basket with the F&M logo emblazoned across the front. The Pashley Princess already loves it!
And of course, a girl needs some beautiful lingerie to cover her beautiful body...
Big Fat Gift Card
But besides fancy gifts, how am I letting the world know I'm young, free, rich and hungover? NAIL PORN of course!
Elegant Shape with Loud Colours.
All sorts of Glitter and shades of Pink - Mavala Miami & Rose Petal, Models Own HedKandi Ibiza Mix & Nars Super Orgasm.
I also felt the need to dip-dye my hair a wonderful shade of Carnation Pink (LaRiche). No photos 'coz my camera sukz...
Yes. So, this is my current life. Dancing dangerously between elegant beauty and hardcore bitch...actually, I don't think they're mutually exclusive. Just don't come up to me in the street 'coz I'll probably bottle you while smiling politely and inquiring about your "whatever" life.
This one goes out to Samantha Brick...seriously, bitch, follow my advice if you want to lead a normal life...also apologies to The Boy because he his going to hate this...I just couldn't help myself...I ❤ Nail Porn, especially when it's on me ^_^
Well, how do you get men to hate you when you are So-So Fly? I understand Sam Brick's dilemma...ha...no, I'm in touch with reality (unfortunately)! But...
One quality that men abhore in women, apart from low self esteem and hair that's not on your head, is [what they consider] horrifically long nails...is that a quality?...ummmm...maybe an attribute...who cares?...anyway, men are not fans of talons and/or nail porn.
I just can't help myself though - I ❤ long Nails! As well as being very elegant, they are 10 potential canvases on which to paint your personality...anything you desire.
Yes, it is possible to do that on short nails but [they look hideous and] long nails provide you with a much larger surface on which to express yourself! Go for it!
And if you're in need of nail-spiration check out 10 Blank Canvases - She's a Genius:
But back to the task at hand - "How To Get Men To Hate You" with Nail Porn...
I tried my hand at Salon Acrylics - yes D.I.Y. Acrylic Nails O_o...
Alien Barbie
I feel like the female version of Wolverine
I used Kiss: Complete Salon Acrylic Kit. Having never worn Acrylics before, or any extensions that you don't stick directly on, these worked out fantastically well. It was surprisingly easy...although it has left me cimpletly incpable of typing withut mistakes...pretty mch evey wrd...
Those 3 words wr for drmtic effct...
Anyways, I'm very happy with these...pretty easy to apply for a complete beginner, giving me Nails long enough to scratch any man's eyes out...c4urslf...
And I know men, including The Boy, hate nails this long and this pink. But, in all honesty...
...this is the amount of fucks I give...
Old Skool...couldn't resist
BUT I don't want to put men off completely...so I suggest you combine So-So fly Long Nails with a Samantha Brick make-up tutorial...brought to you by the Talented Mr Kindersley...
...and I admit I'm attempting to jump on the bandwagon long after it has left town (You were pretty speedy, my dear!), everyone got there well before me...but it's never too late to look fabulous...Tell Them!
