Some B**ch Broke My Nails!!!!!!!

This means War!  Although, I will have to wait till she gets her A** back into the country...yep, she's a coward and ran away before I had the chance to make her feel my wrath...^_~

Anyways, I'm getting by...managing with two horrifically mangled nails.

Cue the fakes (that's fake nails FYI).

What I Hate about fakes:

They never match your natural shape, no matter how carefully you file them.  There' something about the curvature, the thickness...it's just not as satisfying to paint and then ogle!  They are not true Nail Porn!

What I Love about fakes:

They cover up what some B**ch ruined!

Yeah...and I'm going to ruin her...face!

Let's put the anger aside though and go to the happy nail painting place.  After all the shaping and filing, I had a little bit of fun/polka dot madness (guess which are the fakes).

Take a look:

Black on Gold

I'm slightly Obsessed with Barry M Gold Foil Effects at the moment...it's shiny, it excites!

Fleur-de-Lis + Polka Dots

I'm a fan of alternating my designs - a Fleur-de-Lis here, a Fleur-de-Lis there, with a few polka dots and Gold tips!

Is that Mr. Vengeance I spot in the background?

Nails and Mr. Zacky Vengeance - the perfect combination!

I feel my anger subsiding...and a need to express my love for Mr. V a little more...

Old School A7X - So Young, So Metal...Sporting a bit of Nail Porn

Older, Wiser, Hotter

Nothing like ending a post with pictures of My Boyfriend...^_~...