Primadonna ♀ Diva ♥ Such A F**king Lady ✯

This is dedicated to all the Divas, B**ches, Total Fraking Ladies, & Primadonnas in the Lab, City, Planet, Universe.

And do you know why?  Because We Rule This...

  
My Outfit, It Murda Bitches...

Click Clack, Bang Bang...

I'm in the Murda Bizness.

Yep, That Be The Way I Be In The Lab.

Kill B**ches Dead With A Gilson.  

Click Clack, Bang Bang, I'm the Queen of Plant Sciences.

My Armory of Gilson Pipettes

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I Need This, Now It's All About Me...

All I've Wanted is the Laboratory...

I Know I've Got Such a Big Ego...

But I Really Don't Know Why It's Such a Big Deal Though...

...To Have The Crown of Plant Sciences...

Marina & The Diamonds - Primadonna

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I'm Just Following the Lead of these So-So Fly Women...Regardless of Profession, These Women Rule:

Q ✌ U ✌ E ✌ E ✌ N ✌ S

Marie Skłodowska-Curie R.I.P. (1867 - 1934)
The Queen Bee of Physics

Aaliyah R.I.P. (1979 - 2001) I Miss You Baby Girl

Beyonce

Екатерина II Великая - Catherine the Great R.I.P. (1729 - 1796)
The Ultimate Tsarina

Amber Rose
Buzz Cut Babe

Audrey Hepburn R.I.P. (1929 - 1993)

Minnie Riperton R.I.P. (1947 - 1979)

Iggy Azalea
Bad & Blonde

Erykah Badu
A Voice Sweeter Than Honey

One Hot Web Page Full of Bad B**ches 

Does this count as work?

Cambs Uni students are notorious for never telling the truth about the amount of work they're doing - apparently everyone is procrastinating.

Classic statements include:

"I'm so behind on all the reading", "I haven't been to any lectures this term", "I haven't written any essays", "I really don't know what the lecturer is going on about", "I haven't been to any supervisions, ever", "I don't even know where the library is!"

This "too cool for school" attitude is further supported by lame excuses, such as "formal hall swap obsession" and a life time pass to Cindies/Life.

Seriously, who are you kidding?  We all know you're living in the library or hanging out in the Lab with your Gilson and Eppendorf friends!  Don't get me wrong - it's cute - and you should keep that up - it'll get you that 1st and that PhD.  But you don't really know the meaning of procrastination...

Basically, you ain't got shit on me...

Above is a lesson in how to make notes on a paper on a train after spending the day in London Town with a bunch of City PR guys and an awesome music lawyer.  I'm attempting to read this paper only out of guilt for my fun day of procrastination.

Nail Porn - forever the most fun way to waste time ❤

Remember to always have some free time in between studying, so bake...with Whisky...

They say you should always keep your desk tidy and clutter free so as to maintain a peaceful work environment that will aid your study.

Whatevs...This is how I role.

But my favourite way to procrastinate is:  Day-dreaming about my California ❤

Am I becoming the Department's cheerleader?

In a bid to motivate/amuse myself, I've been doing exactly what it says on the tin...using the Lab Bench as my catwalk.  My essentials are:

♥ Sky-high heels
♥Fitted jeans
♥ Fitted top
♥ Cute socks
♥ Fierce Mani


How to make a gif

Top - New Look; Jeans - River Island; Shoes - ASOS; Socks - Topshop (Gotta' ♥ the high street)

Unfortunately, the catwalk had to be my room @ college...I am yet to ask the Cambridge Professors to let me have a photo shoot in the Lab...mmmm...maybe I can incorporate some Gilson pipettes and Eppendorf tubes...any suggestions?

In regards to my cheerleader status - I'm not working in a Lab at the moment and some consider that to be "Not being a real scientist!" - I'm just there in a support capacity!  Well, that may be verging on the truth (for the time being) but you're  teaming a polo neck with ill-fitting jeans and trainers...therefore, I WIN!