We're Back In Bu$iness...

I have been a truly awful blogger of late...absolutely nothing for months...

How have you coped without my worldly, sage-like advice?  I dread to think of the awful fashion and poor music choices you've been forced to make while I have been M.I.A.

And for that I am truly sorry.  I wish I could say something to defend my absence from your life leaving you rudderless.  Well, something plausible, something you would believe...^_^ oh ahahaha...

This isn't an excuse as such but a lot has changed over the last few months...I've graduated without the fainest clue of what to do with my life other than Be Fabulous obvio!  So, really I'm the rudderless one.  But screw that, let's get back on track.  The Lab Bench Lady is back in bu$iness helping you look and feel fabulous xxx ^_^...

How to Get Nailed:

The best thing I girl can have on her hands is time and a fierce mani...

Blue Curaco (Mavala) with accent of Ibiza Mix (Models Own/hedkandi)

Paris (Mavala)

I've also been working on some nail art designs using my fav Mavalas working on a nail wheel.

Yeah, this s**t is So So-Fly even The Koolest Kitties want it.

FYI - I am designing sets of fake nails based on this seasons trends - that's Baroque people - as well as some of your run-of-the-mill awesomeness.  Keep an eye out for the LabBench Lady Talons on various e-marketplaces...yes, you will soon be able to look as hot as me ^_^

Shoe Porn:

Let me introduce you to the newest love of my life...

Vivienne Westwood Perfection...fuchsia skyscrapers...if only all high-rise buildings could be as beautifully coloured as this...sigh!

Notice the "business" books.  Yes, I'm hoping by reading something "businessy" I will in fact become more so...Dream On!  I should also add to that list Machiavelli's The Prince...All I'm missing are some blue eye shadow and big shoulder pads.

Listen to this and people will think you're cool:

Ladies first...

Tokyo Diiva (1% feat. Scotty Rebel)

Azealia Banks (1991)

Iggy Azalea (Murda Bizness feat. TI)

Kreay-Kreay-Kreayshawn (Go Hard La, La, La)

Grimes (Oblivion)

Now, Gentlemen...

Julio Bashmore (Au Seve)

A$AP Rocky (Goldie)

N.B. A$AP Rocky's hat...loves it...

So, no more excuses for being socially unacceptable.  I've told you what is what so now get to it...

P.S. I promise to never leave you for so long again...I love you xXx

Primadonna ♀ Diva ♥ Such A F**king Lady ✯

This is dedicated to all the Divas, B**ches, Total Fraking Ladies, & Primadonnas in the Lab, City, Planet, Universe.

And do you know why?  Because We Rule This...

  
My Outfit, It Murda Bitches...

Click Clack, Bang Bang...

I'm in the Murda Bizness.

Yep, That Be The Way I Be In The Lab.

Kill B**ches Dead With A Gilson.  

Click Clack, Bang Bang, I'm the Queen of Plant Sciences.

My Armory of Gilson Pipettes

♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀

I Need This, Now It's All About Me...

All I've Wanted is the Laboratory...

I Know I've Got Such a Big Ego...

But I Really Don't Know Why It's Such a Big Deal Though...

...To Have The Crown of Plant Sciences...

Marina & The Diamonds - Primadonna

☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥☯♥

I'm Just Following the Lead of these So-So Fly Women...Regardless of Profession, These Women Rule:

Q ✌ U ✌ E ✌ E ✌ N ✌ S

Marie Skłodowska-Curie R.I.P. (1867 - 1934)
The Queen Bee of Physics

Aaliyah R.I.P. (1979 - 2001) I Miss You Baby Girl

Beyonce

Екатерина II Великая - Catherine the Great R.I.P. (1729 - 1796)
The Ultimate Tsarina

Amber Rose
Buzz Cut Babe

Audrey Hepburn R.I.P. (1929 - 1993)

Minnie Riperton R.I.P. (1947 - 1979)

Iggy Azalea
Bad & Blonde

Erykah Badu
A Voice Sweeter Than Honey

One Hot Web Page Full of Bad B**ches 

My New Heroines

Natalie Portman:  Love her when she's Bad.

Dior is for Bad Bourgeoisie Bitches

Kreayshawn:  Sometimes I love her, sometimes I hate her...right now I ❤ her.

Kreayshawn- Hoes on my dick by EverythingIsBased

Favourite lyrics
❤"Hoes on my d**k 'coz I'm a Ninja Turtle"
❤"Hoes on my d**k 'coz I gettem with my squirrtle"
❤"Hoes on my d**k 'coz I look like a Kitty"

Kittys X Choppas

Iggy Azalea:  ❤ this Woman foREVer. 

Favourite Lyric
❤ "Watch my mouth, I curse like a Sailor, Bitch!"

Trying to find our cat. Where is that cat?

Term is only 2 and 1/2 weeks in and I'm bored/stressed/depressed/anxious/mad and in need of a holiday.  I was told 3rd year was fun - I'm finally doing what I want to - but it clearly is not.  As one of my lecturer's said "I don't know why we tell kids science is fun because it's actually really boring!"  At this moment in time, I couldn't agree more  ^_^  So, I'm taking that to mean I don't have to work!  Procrastination is now the order of the day...I'm currently glued to twitter & youtube (I need to live up the moniker "youtube generation").  So, what has peaked my interest recently?  A mixture of new music (White Girl Rappers), fashion (Spring/Summer 2012 shows & promo videos), nails (of the pornographic variety), & shiny science bling things (it's much more fun than actual science, I promise).  Seems like pretty standard stuff but there are a variety of intriguing trends emerging - women whose freestyle rap will melt your face off, creative S/S 2012 fashion films going viral, and the evolution of nail artistry - manicures are now officially an art form!  Join me in the magical land of procrastination - see below for directions.

1)  White Girl Rappers

Iggy Azalea - Pu$$y:

Warning:  the video above may be potentially NSFW!  ^_~

Iggy Azalea - I have a girl crush on her!  Download her mixtape "Ignorant Art" now.  She also has some awesome freestyle videos - the girl has got game!

In recent months, there have been several other white girl rappers appearing on the WWW (I'm not wanting to group rappers together according to their skin colour but hey, attractive white women that can rap are a rarity).  One rapper that's gone from zero to hero in six months is Kreayshawn (her video went viral and landed her a big, fat record deal - how is life so simple?).  You've gotta love "Gucci Gucci" (below) purely for it's "kreazy" video - Minnie mouse ears and a fat blunt - what a combination!

Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci:

However, Kreayshawn's skills as a rapper are somewhat dubious - her freestyles seem like she's reciting a nursery rhyme very slowly - probably all that weed.  Without a shadow of a doubt, I'm team Iggy Azalea.  Anyone that can successfully combine a love of Tu Pac and Grace Kelly gets my vote!  Plus, the intro to Pu$$y is the best I have heard - where is that cat? =^..^=

2) S/S 2012 - fashion videos:

The video above is a remix by David Sherwin of the Lanvin A/W 2011/12.  The original, starring Raquel Zimmerman and Karen Elson (who clearly can't dance to save their lives), went viral as soon as it hit the net but I think the remix is a lot more fun - go on Susie Bubble, shake that booty!

Not all fashion films are quite so happy-clappy, dancing jazz hands as Lanvin (be warned: NSFW).  Gareth Pugh by Ruth Hogben is a short bondage horror film, while Spike Jonze and Olympia Le-Tan's "Mourir Aupres de Toi" is a story of an uncoordinated skeleton and his lover - it features plenty of skeleton sex O_O!  As a biologist I would have to argue that that is biologically/physically impossible - but I'm willing to suspend my disbelief this one time, although skeleton babies might be one step too far (see below)!

SHOWstudio - Gareth Pugh by Ruth Hogben:

Mourir Aupres de Toi - Spike Jonze and Olympia Le-Tan:

This is turning into quite a lengthy blog so I shall leave the delights of bad-a$$ manicures and shiny science things for another time.

In the meantime, if you are wanting to procrastinate for a little longer, feel free to comment on any of the videos I've posted above - what do like, what do you hate, and let me know of anything you think I'll like (or hate)!!

Peace out xXx