Snow...Go Frak Yourself!

Warning:  this is going to be a massive bitch fest about a meteorological phenomenon

Whooo...it's snowing!  Get over it!

Seriously, Frak Off!  Snow is a bitch...and do you know why?

Because you:

❤ Can't wear heels
❤ Can't wear hot pants
❤ Can't wear leather (hot pants)
❤ Can only wear waterproofs and "sensible" shoes (Q: What are those?)
❤ Have to endure people's endless pictures of snowmen they build
❤ Can't drive your super cute convertible
❤ Have to cope with dry skin and hair...Kérastase and Crème de la Mer can't even save you O_o.
❤ Fall on your bottom even in "sensible" shoes
❤ Get wet feet even in "sensible" shoes
❤ Can't pedal around on your super cute Pashley Princess

I am a Princess

Everything sucks when it snows