How To Get Men To Hate You

This one goes out to Samantha Brick...seriously, bitch, follow my advice if you want to lead a normal life...also apologies to The Boy because he his going to hate this...I just couldn't help myself...I ❤ Nail Porn, especially when it's on me ^_^

Well, how do you get men to hate you when you are So-So Fly?  I understand Sam Brick's dilemma...ha...no, I'm in touch with reality (unfortunately)!  But...

One quality that men abhore in women, apart from low self esteem and hair that's not on your head, is [what they consider] horrifically long nails...is that a quality?...ummmm...maybe an attribute...who cares?...anyway, men are not fans of talons and/or nail porn.

I just can't help myself though - I ❤ long Nails!  As well as being very elegant, they are 10 potential canvases on which to paint your personality...anything you desire.

Yes, it is possible to do that on short nails but [they look hideous and] long nails provide you with a much larger surface on which to express yourself!  Go for it!

And if you're in need of nail-spiration check out 10 Blank Canvases - She's a Genius:

10 Blank Canvases

10 Blank Canvases

But back to the task at hand - "How To Get Men To Hate You" with Nail Porn...

I tried my hand at Salon Acrylics - yes D.I.Y. Acrylic Nails O_o...

Alien Barbie

I feel like the female version of Wolverine

I used Kiss: Complete Salon Acrylic Kit.  Having never worn Acrylics before, or any extensions that you don't stick directly on, these worked out fantastically well.  It was surprisingly easy...although it has left me cimpletly incpable of typing withut mistakes...pretty mch evey wrd...

Those 3 words wr for drmtic effct...

Anyways, I'm very happy with these...pretty easy to apply for a complete beginner, giving me Nails long enough to scratch any man's eyes out...c4urslf...

Talons + Pink = A Man's Worst Nightmare

Nicki Minaj - Beez In The Trap

Beez in the Trap

My Nails even go with My Fav Hoodie&Heels:

And I know men, including The Boy, hate nails this long and this pink.  But, in all honesty...

...this is the amount of fucks I give...

Old Skool...couldn't resist

BUT I don't want to put men off completely...so I suggest you combine So-So fly Long Nails with a Samantha Brick make-up tutorial...brought to you by the Talented Mr Kindersley...

...and I admit I'm attempting to jump on the bandwagon long after it has left town (You were pretty speedy, my dear!), everyone got there well before me...but it's never too late to look fabulous...Tell Them!

Stunning!
Fierce!