Zombies ate my brain

As the iPhone tells it - Plants Vs. Zombies

Well, that's what my iPhone tells me.  Anyway, brains are overrated...So, in lieu of a cerebral cortex and Central Nervous System I'm forced to rely upon Espresso Martinis - oh, the tragedy!  Thankfully I have my own cocktail maker - The Barista Bar Geek, formerly known as the Bushcraft Bioscientist.  He does indeed make the best Espresso Martinis on this un-dead planet with hints of cocoa, cinnamon and maple syrup, and plenty of coffee, rum and vodka.  Shaken, not stirred.

Rice Milk is Optional

Barista Bar Geek, I'll have three please!
But my synapses have retained the ability to function on other brain-replacing cocktails.  My pre-zombie self enjoyed a delicious Granita and the Herb and White Wine version looks particularly appealing - I'll have two of those, please Bar Geek!  Oh, and add a The Bernard Black Lolly...

I think all these liver-damaging beverages will serve as the perfect accoutrement to human flesh - blame the zombie in me...

Fruit Picking with The Bushcraft Bioscientist

The Bushcraft Bioscientist and Me

Even though the sun did not come out to play yesterday, the Bushcraft Bioscientist and I decided that it was a good day for foraging for yummy wild fruits.  We set out armed with a long stick with which to whack trees to free the fruit and a bicycle basket to catch said fruit.  And look what we got...

❤❤Our Booty❤❤

...Wild cherries, bullaces, plums, and Cherry plums! But what do you do with such a hoard?

Well, the Bushcraft Bioscientist put some of the loot into a large jar along with some *unrefined* sugar and много водок (Eng: a lot of, lot of, lot of vodka).  This will be left for several months to mature and then it will be ready to drink - side effects may include ethanol induced obliteration of grief, and fruit-infused hallucinations.

Oh for Fashion's Sake - Where are the Clothes?

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This week's most coveted...

] Vintage Lab Bench Lady ]

Inspired by Vintage/Archived Versace - Lady Gaga's current obsession - rumour is she is having a love affair with Donatella Versace ^_~...

Gaga Fashion

Using bright colours and classical motifs, Vintage Lab Bench Lady can be described as opulent and theatrical with a touch of Venetian carnivale.  It combines a simple melange of fabrics, textures, and patterns - using pieces of organza, gold braid and harlequin.  Let us revel in majestic splendor!

Thanks to:
HRH Bumper