However, if you are not Zacky Vengeance, I would advise you to exercise extreme caution in your fashion choices. I say this as last week, my life was ruined by a gorgeous man wearing the most revolting jumper - it was lime green - that left me having nightmares.
I see this beautiful man around the Dept. and he is so hot I could probably cook my breakfast on him. But last week, I was left not wanting to see him ever again...wanting to claw my own eye balls out. How...What...Why? The jumper was totally disgusting but not even his beauty could save it/him. The colour did not suit his skin tone, hair, eyes, jeans, shoes...it suited f**king nothing! Such a disappointment!
This sounds as if I think everything on this fashionable world should be done solely to please me...well, why not? I'm bloody marvelous...but seriously, I think it is a shame when people choose clothes that do not suit them. Yes, it sounds incredibly superficial - what counts is on the inside - true! But you would be lying to yourself if you said you have never judged someone on how they looked/what they were wearing - God knows, I get plenty of that from men in the Dept.
So there are two important morals to this story:
1) Not even a gorgeous man can save hideous clothes.
2) You only have one life, don't spend it looking like a disgrace.
