I've been "off-line" for a few weeks now and it'll be a few more till I'm back in the Blogging Stratosphere proper but I need a little diversion right now.
So, dealing with the pressure of Finals and all that academic whatever, I require a few comforts. However, all of what I need has not been invented/made legal yet. So can the following please get their collective asses on it.
1) Dear LV (that's Louis Vuitton, geeks) - Please can you design a fashionable brown paper bag into which I can hyperventilate .
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| LV |
2) Dear David Cameron - Can you prescribe Adderall as part of all degrees? It will be the one good thing you do as PM.
3) To all Lab bench Monkeys - Stop being Frack - Wits - being stand-offish, dismissive and rude. We're in the same Dept. and I have the same desire to learn as you do - stop being dicks!
4) Dear Uni of Cambs - Can we have nail techs on request...that's not so much a request, more an order...I hate revision and I hate it even more when it breaks my nails.
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| To The Lab Bench Monkies Ruining My Day |
5) Dear God/Omnipresent Being/Dude in the Sky/Buddha - Can you increase my metabolism? All this sitting in front of a computer, making notes, cramming pointless info into my head is boring and encourages boredom eating. A sedentary lifestyle does not lead to a perfect physique...Basically, can you stop my ass getting fat and flatten my stomach?
6) Dear Cosmetic Surgeon - Can I look as Fabulous as This Lady?
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| Oh Nicki Nicki Nicki....❤ |
That is all I request. And No...I'm not asking for too much.
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